So, I was walking on campus in the blistering cold and discovered Mrs. Matchy walking a very large poodle. I was hoping to catch a glimpse of the Mr. just to see what amazingly original combination of clothes he came up with when, alas, I saw him dressed..... DIFFERENTLY. Dunh dunh dunh!!!!!!
I wondered what on earth could have posessed him to open up his closet and put on something that so distinctly went against his beliefs, his "passion" if you will. I mean I truly believe that it is in this guy's molecular structure to dress identical to his better half. Then it made me wonder if this was all some sort of elaborate, year-long bet they had lost. My what an amazing price to pay.
So, I have decided to mis-match my socks every day in protest for the most grievous loss I have suffered. I encourage you all to join with me as we go on strike from matching until the Matchersons go back to doing what they do best..... entertaining us!
So if you're reading this Mr. & Mrs. Matchy I beg you to abandon the new-found individuality you have established and fill the void in our lives with the cute pink shirts and plaid pants that we have all come to know and love.
Your devoted fan,
Erin
p.s. To see the Original Matchy Matchersons Click here
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