So today marks 11 weeks in which Olivia has been alive. Which translates to 11 weeks that I haven't slept. I don't know why in the WORLD she isn't sleep trained yet. My other 2 were sleeping so well by now. Just when I thought I had this parenting thing all figured out, then comes this girl who totally rocks my world and makes me question everything I've ever done or known to do. What the HECK?
So in honor of Olivia's 11 weeks.. I give you a haiku entitled:
77 Days of Sleep Deprivation
Party All Night Long
We are Drinking until Dawn
It's a baby's life
To be totally honest, that sounds more like a great rap song. Perhaps even a youtube hit? I might just have to break out some mad rapping skillz and do a music video.
