Survival Lessons from Lost

In honor of the premier this week, Tim and I thought we would share survival tips we have learned from Lost. They are as follows:

1.Sex =Death. When you don't have birth control and pregnancy kills you, it's a good idea to just say no.

2.If you get on an airplane... chances are, other passengers will be con-artists, prisoners, and interrogators.

3.Live together, die alone.

4.Use of guns inevitably leads to someone dying.

5.If you’re stranded on an island with a dog, there's a good chance the dog will outlive you.

6.The only numbers that matter are 4 8 15 16 23 42.

7.If someone asks you to press a button every 108 minutes or the world will end, don't be a skeptic.

8. Sometimes a brother/sister relationship can be too close.

9. Don’t play with dynamite; it’s very, very…

10.Only very pretty people are allowed to crash on deserted islands.

11.Label everyone who is not you an "Other".

12.Whatever you do, don’t listen to “You All Everybody” by Drive Shaft, because it will be stuck in your head for days on end.

13.If your dad ignores you most of your life, steals your kidney and pushes you out of a 3-story building, he probably doesn’t love you.

14.Don’t fly in a plane unless you are ready to time travel.

15.Smashing a hydrogen bomb will fix everything

16.When someone asks you a question about your life, it’s ok to stare off into space for 5 minutes whileyou flashback.

17.DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!

18.You can’t trust an Other, even if they are blonde and look really hot in a tank-top.

19.If people suddenly disappear into the jungle, don’t worry about it. Just go about your business like nothing is wrong.

20.Statues of the Virgin Mary carry dark secrets.