Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to announce my early retirement. I have decided to cast corporate America into damnation and spit and laugh at it while it burns.
That's right, I am job hunting. My climb up the corporate ladder has once again left me in a bruised and slightly concussed pile on the floor. I, being the eternal job seeker that I am, have already started cranking the reels that will not doubt lead to another menial and ultimately unfulfulling occupation.
To save me, and countless others, from an inevidable and most unfortuitess fall, I propose a new line of thinking. Let's get rid of the corporations that are poluting our lives.
I mean, I know that it's "dog-eat-dog" out there, but must that be a literal term? Where did we go wrong that in order to keep one's job they must lie, cheat, steal and kill all for the almighty dollar. Well I'm sorry, but I'm not buying into that. You can count me out, and cancel my subscription. I refuse to sell my soul, my dignity and above all my integrity for $10.29 an hour. It is simply not worth it. One day those miserable goons will look back on their lives and wonder what they did with their time. Me? I plan on looking back with a clear conscience.
So you won't be finding me in any technological-village, no cubicle town will be my home. You can find me out there in the big-top, coming to a city near you.
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